instructions upon my death
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I’m sick. I haven’t been sick like this in years. I have a fever, painful steel wool throat, drips, drainage, faints, and aches. Edit: Okay, I totally over exaggerated. I had a cold, it lasted like two days, and I’m already getting better. Since I am certain that death is coming for me this week, David has been instructed to take my ashes and create a diamond from my remains.
The little sleep I got last night, was filled with dreams of the company that creates the human-diamonds, they were alien’s from another planet banking on the silly materialistic humans, something about extra cleaning services you could buy, and all these meaningless additions to purchase that added to their scam.
My mom and me at a dinner party over the weekend.
The cutest boyfriend trait: watching awful reality shows with me, like The Real Housewives, and acting genuinely interested at the comments I make about the characters.
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This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 at 10:25 pm and is filed under MrDavidPoe, photos.
11:17 pm on December 18th, 2007
Holiday sweater party? lol.
Lucky we have Christmas in summer – so NO JUMPERS for us!
11:30 pm on December 18th, 2007
You make me giggle like a four year old. A diamond. Ha! You and your mommy are pretty though. *nods*
8:51 am on December 19th, 2007
I love the Real Housewives of Orange County! Did you catch it last night…? :)
8:54 am on December 19th, 2007
Aww. Hope you feel better. i have your sickness too. Not as badly (thank God) but damn close. We can be sick BIF (best internet friends) togehter, in 2 diffenent cities in the same state :) *hugs!
8:55 am on December 19th, 2007
Man, those sweaters are looking good! :)
9:39 am on December 19th, 2007
i love tacky holiday sweater parties! so fun!
2:43 pm on December 19th, 2007
You are your mom are gorgeous, and The Real Housewives of Orange County? rocks. It’s my total guilty pleasure.
I’m sorry you’re sick (me toooo), feel better hun!
3:17 pm on December 19th, 2007
Hahaha. I love that you know about the strangest things. Meanwhile, I don’t know that David’s next girlfriend will feel comfortable with a pure-carbon version of you wrapped around his finger at all times.
3:30 pm on December 19th, 2007
How cute are you and your mom?!
And how creepy are those diamonds. I heard about that a while back, I’m sorry but i don’t want to be wearing a dead person on my finger/neck/wrist any time soon. Creeps me out!!
Feel better!
4:27 pm on December 19th, 2007
Adam, what the hell do you mean “next girlfriend”?!? There will be no other, I will make sure of that. Even in death there are ways… MUAHAHAHAHA
5:49 pm on December 19th, 2007
I am a real housewife in OC and I promise we are not all that vapid..lol..love your pics – you are beautiful and so is your Mom!
11:28 pm on December 19th, 2007
You and your mom looks so much alike!!
And tacky sweaters make me giggle…
11:09 am on December 20th, 2007
The human-diamonds thing totally weirds me out. Not only is there, like, a dead person on your ring or necklace, but what happens if you lose it? Yup, too much pressure. I couldn’t handle it.
But I LOVE your sweaters! So funny!
5:17 am on December 21st, 2007
I’m trying to decide whether I’m curious enough to click on that. I’m with Virginia on wearing a dead person on my person. Freaky. You and your mom are gorgeous though.