notes of love and hate
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I made one hundred fortune cookies and filled each of them with personalized notes from my heart.
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This entry was posted on Monday, January 14th, 2008 at 1:45 pm and is filed under tina illustrates.
2:22 pm on January 14th, 2008
Ohh those are some good ones with some bite. (I know several people who I’d like to give the third to last and the last one too)
2:23 pm on January 14th, 2008
writing love and hate fortunes sounds like a good way to vent to me!
3:18 pm on January 14th, 2008
“I dont think you really want a better life.”
Thats fucking hilarious.
3:50 pm on January 14th, 2008
hahaha these are great…
“clearly you are too sexy to live, please kill yourself”
7:21 pm on January 14th, 2008
You are a bubble of refreshing delight. These fortunes have certainly warmed my heart. :)
8:14 am on January 15th, 2008
Hahaha these are great! I wish I could give “I am amazed by the level of your negativity, and not in a good way” to a few friends/co-workers of mine. Is it SO hard to be positive and look at the bright side once in a while??
9:32 am on January 15th, 2008
Love.
And I wish I could give a few of those to a few people in my life who could certainly use a wake-up call in the form of a fortune cookie.
1:28 pm on January 15th, 2008
As I was writing these I started to think of a few notes like these I could possibly write to myself
Such as:
“Life is seriously not as hard as you feel like it is.” and “Stop complaining and do something about it already.”
2:39 pm on January 15th, 2008
Brilliant idea.
You know how you’re supposed to say “in bed” after your fortune cookie message? I seriously got one that said “Behind every great man, there are many other great men (in bed).” Yeah, baby…
3:39 pm on January 15th, 2008
Moxie, that is the best fortune EVVAAHHH!!!!
4:14 pm on January 15th, 2008
Brilliant. I need lots of the 2nd and 3rd to pass around. :D
5:33 pm on January 15th, 2008
Ahahaha. Those rock! May I borrow some? And give them out? ; )
6:04 pm on January 15th, 2008
Yes please do!
6:12 am on January 16th, 2008
These may very well be the best fortunes I’ve ever seen.
9:44 am on January 16th, 2008
Haha. I would, like, shit a brick if I opened a cookie and found a note like that! Super funny.
11:46 am on January 16th, 2008
This? Is sheer brilliance.
Every single one of these made me think of someone I know. And I love the graphic.
1:36 pm on January 16th, 2008
Oh I’m so glad you guys can relate to thoughts like these. I wish I could say these to their faces, and have them understand that I say them because I care about them not because I hate them. If I didn’t care, they would not even be on my radar.
1:02 am on January 17th, 2008
LoL, love them!
Here’s one to add:
Sleeping with a good friend’s boyfriend the night they break up is a sign that you are not the great friend you think are.
2:05 am on January 17th, 2008
Phew.
Catharsis and a half!!
11:18 am on January 18th, 2008
I love it. Sometimes I send myself little “kick myself in the ass” notes via email, and they remind me of those. But there are several here I would love to share with others…
11:20 pm on January 18th, 2008
Wow, I would love to put a batch of these in the breakroom at work. *Awesome*
9:19 am on January 20th, 2008
Can you make me a batch please??? I can think of some people I would LOVE to give these to. (Also, if you could put some poison in the cookie recipe as well, that would be FABULOUS!)
4:17 pm on January 12th, 2009
too funny!